Crom-ulent T-Shirt

A subtle, nerd-friendly fantasy T-shirt featuring the line, “Are you there Crom, it’s me Conan.” A dry, clever nod to classic barbarian lore and the world’s least supportive deity.

"Let us pray...

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. 

No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad.  Why we fought, or why we died.  All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important!

Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"